Runtz Muffin — I got my prescription, let's be honest

Video is up: Medical Review, Runtz Muffin. Watch it on the channel if you want the faces and the jar. This is the write-up for people who like to read it twice.

The pouch said RM T17. THC 17 percent. CBD less than 1 percent. Ten grams, medical dried flower, the usual warnings about not driving and not using heavy machinery. I pointed at it in a leaf hoodie in the garden like a man who has done this a hundred times, because I have.

Here is the bit I will not dance around. UK medical is nearly always THC-forward and CBD-shy. Clinics will tell you to "add a CBD oil" as if the plant did not already know how to grow both. The comments on that video were full of people saying the same thing. High THC with more CBD in the flower is a more natural ride. Entourage is not a marketing word I invented.

Was the batch dry? Yes. Is that news? No. I jar it. I give it a week. Some of it comes back. Some of it stays like your nan's flower arrangement.

I am not here to slag medical off so I can sell you something else. I am a medical patient. I want it better: fresher, better labelled, more CBD in the actual bud, and not priced like it is a night out in Shoreditch.

Code EDTALKS still works at Doobs for the CBD bits I actually rate. That is a discount, not a miracle.

Watch the video, then tell me in the members lounge what your clinic has you on. No clinic-bashing for sport — just honest notes, like we have always done.